Anonymous said: You can't be Asian in Canada, we're all moose here, don't even try bro

asian:

you caught me

Anonymous said: I feel the need to tell someone but I totally drowned my dog the other day but I feel nuthin. Kind of like I never even had a dog. :p

asian:

your next plan is to jump in the water too but stay there

underwater

stay 

lindsaylohoean:

i failed at raising a tamagotchi how the fuck am i supposed to raise a child

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Anonymous said: wait so you tag nice and positive things on your posts but you tell a person to go drown themselves??? alright..

asian:

they drowned their dog

they drowned their dog

they drowned their dog

they drowned their dog

they drowned their dog

thunderswarehouse:

leotheleprachaun:

makingfunofthestarks:

On a scale of Katniss Everdeen to Ned Stark, how much would you say you trust the government?

Dale Gribble

image

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Anonymous said: Just curious, what's your sexual orientation?

asian:

i’m straight

straight to the fridge to get food

irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense


She looks satisfied

irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

She looks satisfied

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4thofjulys:

either that was a firework or another tribute is dead 

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